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BACK OFF BRITTANY
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Is one of your pet peeves bad drivers who pull up too closely behind you?
It’s not just dangerous...
it’s VERY ANNOYING!
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“Get off my Bumper!”
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Common Name:
CLUTTERHOG
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Scientific Name:
Slobbus Chaoticus
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It’s one thing to be a little messy, but...
C’mon, this isn’t just a pet peeve...
this is totally ridiculous!
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“Even the MESS is messy!”
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Scientific Name:
Talkus Continuosum
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Here’s a pet peeve for the new Millennium...
Somebody is sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant and they’re shouting into their cell phone.... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
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“Yes, I can hear you now!”
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CHEERFUL CHRIS
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You can relate to this pet peeve...
People who are down bring everybody else down... and that’s a downer.
But don’t worry.... Be cheerful!
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“Hey, lighten up, kiddo!”
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HEAR ME HEATHER
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This pet peeve has got to be one of the worst because no one likes being ignored. I’m talking, but you’re just not listening.
What am I... chopped liver!?!
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“Hello... I’m talking to you!”
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NEAT NICK
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Well, maybe this is a little more than just a pet peeve... I mean... seriously... sometimes I can’t even see the floor! Do we have one?
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“Clean up this MESS!”
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HELP ME MADISON
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Here’s a pet peeve for you... Bad Service at stores
and restaurants. We’re not going to mention any
names, mind you, but you know who you are!
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$7.99
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“Let me speak to your supervisor, please!”
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Common Name:
TAILGATOR
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Scientific Name:
Bumpus Buttus
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Here’s a pet peeve we can all relate to... Tailgaters. I mean, really... it’s not like they’re gonna get there any faster!
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“Would ya get off my @$$!”
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HANG UP HANK
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This pet peeve gets worse every day. People in restaurants talking on cell phones... people walking across the street talking on cell phones... people doing stupid things while driving and talking on cell phones. Gimme a break...
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“Hang it up now!!”
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“Stop making everyone wait!”
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Common Name:
CUSTOMER COOT
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Scientific Name:
Slackorem Incompetus
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Remember the scene in “5 Easy Pieces” with Jack Nicholson in the diner? Now THERE’s a pet peeve. “Hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.”
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“Whaddaya mean you don’t have toast?!
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Common Name:
IGNORILLA
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Scientific Name:
Passivus Aggressivus
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Ignorilla is a pet peeve commonly found in long-term relationships. This creature is outwardly very pleasant, but pays no attention while pretending to listen. They ignore what you say, tune you out and use amazingly selective hearing.
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“Did you say something?”
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Scientific Name:
Waitus Eternus
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Being occasionally late is one thing... but ALWAYS being late? That’s a pet peeve that crosses the line!
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“How s-l-o-w-w-w can you go!”
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DO-NOT-CALL DAN
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It’s dinnertime. Food’s hot. Phone rings. Guess who. I thought Telemarketers weren’t supposed to call anymore! Now THERE’S a pet peeve we can ALL be annoyed about!
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“No, I STILL don’t want any!”
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